Hello dear ones from Mary Christmas,
Thank God you’ve reached this page. I think you’ll agree the rest of this website is turgid old nonsense.
I’ve only managed to inveigle this one page, but there are PLENTY of other places where you can see me, me, ME!!
Follow me on twitter @MaryChristmasUK
Or on Facebook as https://www.facebook.com/TheMaryChristmas/
You can see my motivational speeches here:
But best of all I’ve got myself one of those webby things ALL ABOUT ME! and when I say ‘Such fun!’, it actually is.
Rush immediately to http://www.marychristmas.co.uk/
I started life in Steeple Bumstead where I was brought up in the strict religious sect Sisters of Hellfire. My religion states I will be eternally damned unless I get hitched,so one of you gorgeous hunks might be in luck, like you, yes YOU, with the blue shirt on looking at me with those come to bed eyes.
I set up a support group for women looking for meaningful, long-term relationships. It’s called Get Laid.Our mantra is: ‘A stranger is just a husband in disguise.’
Now I flit hither and thither, trusty nip of absinthe by my side, through time, space and various dimensions (triangle is my favourite).